15 Obnoxious Neighbors Who Don’t Know What “Mind Your Business” Means
No matter where you go there will be Obnoxious Neighbors
I’ve moved around a lot either for work or peace of mind, but the latter usually never actually seems to ever happen. No matter where you move to there will always be that annoying group of Obnoxious Neighbors. It’s almost as if there is some universal law of the cosmos that every neighborhood must consist of at least 2 sets of Neighbors from Hell.
I bet that if you even lived on a secluded island, some idiot on a boat would drop anchor right next to you and be the bane of your existence.
Here are 15 examples of Obnoxious Neighbors that are a waste of air.
#1 This neighbor has a major degree in being nosey.
Would putting up a poster on top of the fence in front of the camera of an obese plumber’s ass be crossing the line?
# 2 This very petty neighbor who is very serious about Mowing.
Having had neighbors who would never mow their lawn all season, I can actually relate to this one though.
#3 This NFH thinks single people should never be allowed to buy a house.
LOL at the, “not to criticize single people.” But you literally just did! That’s almost like starting a sentence with, “I’m not racist, but…”
#4 This neighbor seems REALLY mad about this couch.
I mean if they just put the couch out to be picked up by garbage pickup this person needs to chill out. And the fact that their kids are actually outside playing instead of inside in front of a TV is great in my opinion.
#5 This neighbor watches other parents and wants to break up a family.
This person needs a swift slap upside the head! Wanting to break apart a family like that is disgraceful. The number of times I was on my own at 12 years old and wandering the streets and survived only made me more independent. As long as I was home when the street lights came on I was good.
#6 An incredibly misinformed and persistent neighbor.
Oh, I get so triggered when I see people making assumptions and going out of their way to be a dick with their misinformed agendas.
#7 Neighbor who wants to enforce a dress code.
Maybe he would also like the uniforms to have armbands with a Star of David or a Nazi Swastika on them?
#8 This neighbor who can’t handle spooky Halloween decorations
If this person gets spooked this easily while driving, I think it’s time to have their driver’s license revoked.
#9 And this neighbor wants to make it mandatory to hand out candy on Halloween
I’m betting that this was actually something the neighborhood kids concocted up in order to make up for past Halloweens being cancelled.
#10 This neighbor doesn’t realize that children can have playdates.
This neighbor must not have had friends growing up so they don’t understand the concept that kids can have friends and have playdates also.
#11 This neighbor wants everyone to stop cooking.
Oh, wow! Just wow! This idiot can get bent as far as I’m concerned. Seriously, who tells people not to cook their food??
#12 This neighbor everyone to obey them.
She should Obey me when I say, move the hell out and find a shed in the deep woods to live in.
#13 This neighbor was so nosy that they reported someone to the IRS
If there was ever a good reason to have somebody swatted, this would be one of them.
#14 This neighbor took someone else’s landscaping fabric, used it, and wants to sell the remaining scraps to the rightful owner
I’d be sending them the bill for the shit they stole from the people who bought it. These idiots have no sense. Unfortunately, they walk among us.
#15 And finally, this neighbor went asking every single resident about this car
I would have Unduly shoved that letter up this Obnoxious Neighbor’s ass in an Undue manner along with my foot!
It’s the world we live in…
You can try, but you’ll fail when trying to find an abode where nobody around you ends up being the bane of your existence. At least that’s been my experience and the people whose stories you just read above.
Do you have any Obnoxious Neighbors? Do you have a good story to tell? Post your answers in the comments below.
