Taking a day off today. Going to enjoy playing some video games and a few bunch of cold beers. In the meantime, enjoy these funny jokes.
The Jokes
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
- What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry.
