Da-Phuck Is Baby Dynamics Yoga??
Millions of people around the world were left stunned when a video of Lena Fokina doing ‘baby yoga’ broke on the internet. The 51-year-old Russian was filmed spinning and flipping babies above her head and behind her back in such an outlandish fashion that several websites banned the footage for glorifying what to many would be considered child abuse.
Lena Fokina, the creator, has been quoted as saying: “‘These yoga movements are designed to improve babies’ muscular abilities and development. And the children often turn out to be early readers, singers, talkers, swimmers. It also makes their hands stronger.”
That is if you don’t kill them first right? What happens to the ones you drop on their heads? Or twist an arm off? Doesn’t the screaming and crying baby signal anything in their phucked up minds telling them that the baby is not enjoying what is happening to them?
Fokina teaches “Parenting the Deliberate Way” in Dahab, Egypt, where parents from across Europe are paying her to perform the same moves on their infants, some just a few months old. But Lena, who is a qualified PE teacher in her native Russia, insists the practice is totally safe and actually beneficial to children.
OH! She’s a PE Teacher! Well, then. That makes her completely certifiable then huh? She obviously knows better than the Doctors out there if that’s the case. Or is she Certifiably a Mental Case instead!? I’d say the latter.
Da-Phuck is wrong with people!?!? Havent they heard about Shaken Baby Syndrome?
This is even more proof on how the human race is doomed.
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