Flashback Fridays
Weekly posts on Fridays called "Flashback Fridays" take a look back at the first 20 years of blogging. Flashback Fridays Chapter 6
Flashback Fridays Chapter 6
Flashback Fridays Chapter 6

Flashback Fridays Chapter 6

Flashback Fridays Chapter 5
Flashback Fridays Chapter 6

Well here is Flashback Fridays Chapter 6, a weekly series of entertaining and fun flashbacks of blog posts I’ve written over the past 20 years of blogging. It’s surreal to consider that I’ve been blogging for 20 years.

Using the Wayback Machine to select a few old posts that we believe would be both interesting and humorous and to post them each week in this Flashback Fridays series. So, let’s take a look at what was going through my mind all those years ago.

When I was younger, I was such a nerd. Please use your discretion when reading these posts because I apparently used profanity a lot.

Let’s get to Flashback Fridays Chapter 6!

Flashback Fridays Chapter 6

Things you only say at Christmas:

December 16th, 2004 by MacBros

  • 1. I prefer breasts to legs.
  • 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
  • 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
  • 4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
  • 5. I’ve never seen a better spread!
  • 6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
  • 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
  • 8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  • 9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
  • 10. Don’t play with your meat.
  • 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
  • 12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these
  • people at once?
  • 13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!
  • 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
  • 15. How long will it take after you put it in?
  • 16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
  • 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
  • 18. That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!
  • 19. I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.

Although it’s not that time of year, but the joke is still funny all year round. This joke will probably trigger a lot of the Woke people out there, but I really couldn’t give a shit about that bullshit today. It’s supposed to be funny (which it is) and if you don’t like it, move on. My sense of humor will never change for the bubble-wrapped generations of today.

Yeah, so now you know my stance on that particular topic which would be an entirely different blog post, but for now, have a laugh and enjoy the rest of this old flashback Friday posts.


Flashback Fridays Chapter 6

Do you Know What Time It Is?!

December 17th, 2004 by MacBros

IT’S BEER DRINKING

TIME!!!!!

Wooo Hooooooo!


LOL! This must be one of those many posts that I would publish after a full work week and the start of my weekend. To this day I still look forward to Beer O’Clock.


Flashback Fridays Chapter 6

Me Time!

December 17th, 2004 by MacBros

I’m headed out to Griffins, in Oromocto NB
I’m drunk so take advantage of me (please?)


HA! The bachelor life. I must have had a few beers already in me when I posted this one. Griffins was a fun place to go back in the day. I don’t go out to the bars anymore due to how expensive it can be now. I remember ending the night having spent anywhere between $20 – $50 depending on how many beers I’d already had at home before going. Today, you could probably expect to burn through $100 in the first hour.


Flashback Fridays Chapter 6

Funny

December 18th, 2004 by MacBros

Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.

They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.”

The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, “I’d calm down if I were you.”

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump’s haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!”

The older alien warned his comrade saying, “You don’t want to do that! I don’t think you should make him mad.”

“Rubbish,” replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared toward them and blew the younger alien off his feet and
deposited him in a burnt, crumpling mess about 20 yards away in a cactus patch.

About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

“What a ferocious creature!” exclaimed the young, fried alien. “He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?”

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend, and replied, “If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my intergalactic travels when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his ear, you don’t want to mess with him.


LOL! Offended? Move along.

I forgot about that alien joke. I may have laughed harder at it back then, as I only chuckled a little this time around.

I believe that there will be a lot more of these joke posts in this Flashback Friday series. I can remember them being a big hit back then and kept people returning for more.


Flashback Fridays Chapter 6

Leisure Suit Larry

December 18th, 2004 by MacBros

Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude.
Two words,

Get It!

This game is fucken hilarious and very sexy! This is not a kid’s game, in fact, make sure the kids are in bed while playing this one.
It’s a very adult-type game, with Nipples and Tits all over the fucken place! If that’s not enough, the language will add to the game with phrases like, “You fucken Cocksucker!”, “I wanna’ Suck your Cock”, and “Let’s Fuck!”. Just to name a few. Larry is a Big-headed (the one on his shoulders) loser dressed in a leisure suit. His goal is to ask any chick if he can get drunk enough to go to his room.
It’s a fun game, for all of us perverted guys out there.

As if my life wasn’t pathetic enough…..

out!


Oh wow! This game would have had the woke public’s heads exploding with rage. I’d be willing to say that Fox News would be reporting on this game for months on end siting that it is offensive and stereotypical to women. I’d have to agree with it being offensive, but that’s why they had this HUGE warning label on the box warning the bubble-wrapped people with fragile feelings that they will find the game highly offensive. This is why we can’t have nice things in these new times.


Flashback Fridays Chapter 6 Conclusion…

Conclusion

Well, this concludes Flashback Fridays Chapter 6. Let me know in the comments if you like this whole idea of Flashback Fridays being posted every week. Or don’t. I don’t have a lot of commenters here anyway, just a lot of readers and lookie-loos.

If you enjoyed this Flashback Fridays Chapter 6 post, be sure to come back next week for Flashback Fridays Chapter 7.

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