Just when you thought you’d seen everything – Prosthetic Penises for kids

The things that pop up in your Twitter/X ‘For You’ threads can sometimes leave you absolutely gobsmacked, making you exclaim, “Oh, come on, there’s no way!” and then you perform the almighty facepalm when you discover that what you assumed was satire or fake news is shockingly real. Well, that’s exactly what happened to me this morning when I stumbled upon a video of a woman discussing a prosthetic penis designed for young girls. Yeah, you got that right—for girls!

What makes me want to scream, “Stop the world! I want to get off!” is the fact that these absurd items are being marketed to young girls under the age of 5 to stuff into their underwear to create a bulge like a boy’s. You truly can’t make this up! I have to ask, “What kind of twisted demand is driving this?”

Meet the Mastermind Behind These Bizarre Campaigns

Can you believe it? The mum of a ‘gender non-conforming child’ peddling fake ‘extra-small’ prosthetic penises for transgender kids who aren’t even five years old. Available ‘circumcised’ and in a tantalizing array of colours—including cashew, caramel, and hazelnut—they’re seductively on sale next to the larger packers, provocatively aimed at kids aged five to eight.

The items, brazenly labelled as ‘extra-small’, are just one set among many provocative children’s products tied to gender expression, daringly available on the controversial website, TransKids.biz (Not directly linking to this site because I don’t want to contribute any SEO to the site) The site dares to offer small packer holders, flaunting extravagant designs like Ninja Turtles and Superheroes—because who said your packer couldn’t be heroic and stylish?

But wait, there’s more! The site provocatively offers ‘Stand-to-Pee’ devices for young trailblazers who were born female but want to challenge conventions by standing up while urinating. These audacious devices, available ‘circumcised’ or ‘uncircumcised’, are specially designed for the bold young generation and can be worn all day under clothes. “If your child was assigned female at birth but dares to stand up while urinating, this might be their revolutionary ticket,” a daring post about the items states.

Why is this person selling fake dicks for kids?

While awareness of transgender issues has become more mainstream, there remains a staggering ignorance about the true trans experience. Enter Searah Deysach, a bold Chicago business owner shaking things up by selling silicone penises for transgender and gender non-conforming kids as young as 5. Deysach’s mission to help trans kids express their gender more authentically has ignited a firestorm online, with critics furiously claiming she’s crossed an unforgivable line.

Has the world gone completely batshit crazy?!

In what twisted reality is Prosthetic Penises for kids even necessary, and better yet, why isn’t this person already behind bars for peddling Prosthetic Penises to young girls? Am I seriously the only one who finds this absolutely horrifying and demands a thorough investigation? A 5-year-old has no clue or genuine concern about being a boy or girl since they’re not even old enough to comprehend the concept of gender. The parents splurging on these absurdities for their toddlers also deserve a deep investigation. This is downright bizarre because they’re basically dildos!

This whole obsession with kids not knowing or being confused about their gender before they even hit puberty is complete nonsense. I firmly believe they’re being manipulated into confusion by parents who are disappointed they ended up with a boy instead of a girl or vice versa. For the life of me, I can’t recall a single moment in my childhood where a friend thought they were the opposite sex they were born. NEVER! Being an army brat, I’ve moved all over the country and had to make new friends each time—I have never come across another kid my age confused about their gender. We were too busy being kids!

What Has Society Become?

Are we truly at a point where commercializing gender dysphoria in children has become mainstream? This provocative attempt at blurring the lines of childhood innocence and biological reality is something we must scrutinize deeply. We need to ask ourselves: What is the psychological impact on these children in the long run? Are we helping them, or are we feeding into an ideology that offers more confusion than clarity?

It’s time to reflect on where our priorities lie as a society. Are we preserving the sanctity of childhood, or are we allowing radical ideas to infiltrate and disrupt the foundational years of a child’s life?

What do you think?

I want to hear your thoughts on this matter. Are these Prosthetic Penises creations a harmless way to support a child’s gender identity, or a dangerous and confusing influence on young minds? Feel free to share your comments below. Let’s have an open, honest discussion about the implications of selling prosthetic penises to kids. How do you feel about this trend and its potential consequences? Drop your thoughts and opinions below—I’m eager to hear from you!

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